Monday, April 21, 2008

Miley Continues Her Quest for Whoredom...and Succeeds


Racy Miley Pic on the net...supposedly NOT photoshopped...check out the source for more...


After the BritneyGate2008 wouldn't you, as her mother, NOT allow this to happen???? Am I right????


Saturday, April 19, 2008

Esther Does Elle


Madonna will be 50 this summer. She has been spreading her legs for decades now and continues to amaze me. I can't wait till she turns 80. My grandma will be so proud. Seriously, can you imagine what her coochie looks like??? That thing has been places. Botox can only go so far.

Mariah Carey Still a Whore


Apparently this is one of the many tasteful photos from Mariah's new album, E=MC2. Nothing says tasteful like a half naked women holding a big feather boa who eternally proclaims she is 12. Going on 38. Tasteful...and desperate. Then again she does sell...herself???? Ah but who doesn't these days. She exudes class...reminds me of the time she went on Total Request Live handing out blow pops looking like a hooker. That was right before she went psycho. Does anyone else feel nostalgic looking at this pic?

Monday, April 14, 2008

Amy Winehouse Holds Baby (rosemary's possibly in tummy?)


I find several things wrong with this pic. It's like a Highlights for kids version of "Whats Wrong With This Pic?" The belly is especially attractive. Paired with the poorly drawn tats...who could ask for more? Amy reminds me an error gone past. Note I said ERROR...not era. Important note to self: That kids mom is crazy.

Monday, April 7, 2008

MUSIC ACTS ON TV...get some popcorn

Musical acts on TV this week
Pop Acts On TV This WeekMonday, April 07 2008 @ 04:10:07 CDT

Kylie Minogue, who visits 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' on Monday.
'American Idol' castoff Ramiele Malubay, who visits 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' and 'The Sauce' on Monday.
Hot Chip, who perform on 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien' on Monday.
Gloria Gaynor, who performs on 'Today' on Tuesday.
NLT, who visit 'Total Request Live' on Tuesday.
Katy Perry, who performs on 'Last Call with Carson Daly' on Tuesday.
Moby, who visits 'The Sauce' on Wednesday.
Wednesday night's 'Idol Gives Back 2008' special on FOX features appearances by Celine Dion, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Elliott Yamin, Miley Cyrus, Mariah Carey, Fergie, Annie Lennox, Maroon 5, and Gloria Estefan.
Graham Colton, who performs on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' on Thursday.
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Rock Acts On TV This Week Monday, April 07 2008 @ 04:21:26 CDT

Jimmy Eat World, who perform on 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno' on Monday.
Bell X1, who perform on 'The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson' on Monday.
Paramore, who perform on 'Total Request Live' on Monday.
Perry Farrell, who visits 'The Sauce' on Monday.
P.O.D., who perform on 'The Tonight Show' on Tuesday.
Phantom Planet, who perform on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Tuesday.
Chris Daughtry, who performs with the African Children's Choir on 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' on Tuesday and 'Idol Gives Back 2008' on Wednesday.
Panic! At The Disco, who perform on 'TRL' on Tuesday.
Counting Crows, who perform on 'The Late Late Show' on Wednesday.
Tapes 'N Tapes, who perform on 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien' on Wednesday.
Bret Michaels of Poison, who visits 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Wednesday.
Cobra Starship, who perform on 'TRL' on Wednesday and make another 'TRL' appearance on Thursday.
Bono of U2, who appears on 'Idol Gives Back 2008' on Wednesday.
Heart, who perform on 'Idol Gives Back 2008' on Wednesday.
The Redwalls, who perform on 'The Tonight Show' on Thursday.
They Might Be Giants, who perform on 'Late Night' on Thursday.
Switches, who perform on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Thursday.
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R&B Acts On TV This Week Monday, April 07 2008 @ 04:09:20 CDT

Usher, who visits 'Total Request Live' on Monday.
Leona Lewis, who performs on 'The Sauce' on Monday, 'Live with Regis and Kelly' on Tuesday, 'Total Request Live' on Wednesday, and 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' on Friday.
Ray J, who visits 'TRL' on Tuesday.
Fantasia Barrino and John Legend, who appear on FOX's 'Idol Gives Back 2008' special on Wednesday.

Angie Stone, who performs on 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno' on Wednesday.
Gnarls Barkley, who are musical guests on Hillary Clinton's 'Saturday Night Live' this weekend.
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Hip Hop Acts On TV This Week Monday, April 07 2008 @ 04:10:44 CDT

DJ Khaled, who performs on 'Total Request Live' on Monday.
Rick Ross, who performs on 'TRL' on Tuesday.
Snoop Dogg, who appears on 'Idol Gives Back 2008' on Wednesday.
Lupe Fiasco, who performs on 'TRL' on Wednesday.
Flo Rida, who performs on 'TRL' on Thursday.
Del tha Funky Homosapian, who performs on 'The Late Late Show with Craig Ferugson' on Thursday.
Kid Sister, who performs on 'TRL' on Thursday.
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Anyone know who Flo Rida is? That name is too cool. Makes me want to eat Doritos and Fritos at the same time. Maybe she was referring to the state? Then again you also have "HOT CHIP" who really should be performing at "THE SAUCE" instead of the American Idol reject...And what about "JIMMY EAT WORLD"? That pig. I'm so hungry..I'm going to go eat a HOT CHIP, dip it in THE SAUCE & then wash it down with Fritos & Doritos...except I can't; because pig Jimmy beat me to it. That bastard.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Britney Starting to Look...Better?


Not much to say here. Let's hope she stays on track. I do miss the pink wig and the midnight gas station runs. Anyone else??? I still wonder how they were able to make her look so polished on "How I Met Your Mother"....

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Chad Kroeger Drinks & Drives Red Lamboghini


Chad Kroeger, the lead singer for the rock band Nickelback, was convicted of drunk driving in Vancouver on Tuesday, the Associated Press reports. The charges stem from an early morning arrest in Surrey, British Columbia on June 22, 2006. Kroeger was pulled over by police for driving his Lamborghini 100 m.p.h. through a residential neighborhood. Police say that Kroeger's eyes appeared red and glossy, and that he handed the officer a credit card when asked for his driver's license. During the trial, Kroeger's attorney petitioned that the Breathalyzer test – Kroeger blew a .14, almost twice the legal limit of .08 – be thrown out. The judge overruled the motion, and the results were admitted into evidence. Kroeger was not in court when the verdict was read, but the judge wants him to appear for the May 1 sentencing. He faces a one-year suspension of his license


Source : People


Note to self: when was driving a red Lamborghini, it is NOT the car of choice to be inconspicuous. Just to remind myself when I do drive that red Lamborghini. I played Lotto last night.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008


Velvet Revolver founding members Slash, Duff McKagan, Matt Sorum and Dave Kushner announced today that they are parting ways with singer Scott Weiland. "This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isn't 100% committed to either," said Slash. "Among other things, his increasingly erratic on-stage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on."

I am shocked. Between the arrests for DUI and his wife's arrest for torching his clothes...I assumed he must be very easy to get along with. Slash as well. Despite Slash's TWENTY YEAR battle with Axl Rose. Who would have thought????


Source: Businesswire