Keith Richards Attacks Ban on Smoking

'It's politically correct bullshit,' says the guitarist. "It's a drag because you've got to freeze your balls off to light a cigarette, you've got to go outside," he said. "It's draconian - socially, politically correct bullshit. They'll get over it."

"It's like prohibition, they tried to stop booze once. Ha, look what happened. It ruined America."

This coming from a man who has more tracks on his face than Pete Doherty does on his arms. See pic for reference. Light it up Keith, light it up.

source: http://www.nme.com/news/the-rolling-stones/35538

Sporty Spice Threatens the Return of the Spice Girls...AGAIN

When asked if a future tour with the Spice Girls was possible, Mel C (aka Sporty Spice) stated, "There's plenty more to come. Don't rule us out." According to thepeople.co.uk.
Well there's a threat if I've ever heard one. When you have 5 vocally challenged, AGING singers, well past their heyday, what do you do? :
A) Marry a soccer star
B) Make a SAUCE commercial
C) Compete on Dancing with the Stars
D) Go Solo (you're the only one that can (cough) sing but since you're not that cute, no one cares anyway)
E) Be Ginger
F)All of the above, TOUR, then threaten to tour again, thus raising the national security level to Orange:
HIGH RISK OF TERRORIST ATTACK

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Miley possibly Next New Whore?

Miley Cyrus, of Hannah Montana fame, was nominated for the 21st annual Kids Choice Awards for favorite singer and favorite actress. Seriously, isn't this kind of like getting nominated for next potential whore? The way teenage stars are turning out these days you'd have to be masochistic to hope your genetic offspring win that award. Well she is Billy Ray "I want my mullet back" Cyrus's offspring. Then again maybe I'm just thinking of the Spears family. Britney and Jaime seem to have cornered the "how to nosedive your career, ruin your life, and alienate your family" market. Good luck, she's going to need it.

Mr. Ream may be Reamed

Check out the Urban Dictionary's meaning of the word REAM. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ream example # 2

I say this because apparently Richard REAM, better known in his heyday as Rikki Rockett of POISON 80's glam hairband fame, was arrested on a rape warrant according to the LA Daily News. Other than Bret Michaels and his well received "Rock of Love", (what a bevy of beauties on that VH1 masterpiece) POISON is best known for songs such as "Every Rose Has It's Thorn". I would like to suggest, should he be incarcerated, using the stage name Mr. Rockett (as opposed to MR. REAM), although I'm not too sure about that last name either. I also don't recommend singing POISON's song, "I WANT ACTION".

Madonna wants to SAVE Britney(and the world has become flat in other news)

New earth mother Madge apparently wants to save Britney. The author of her own SEX book, creator of "like a virgin" world tour, the generally offensive & often intrusive singer stated, "They need to step off," she told the "Yo on E!" satellite radio show. "For real ... Let's go save her."Madonna, 49, said her daughter, Lourdes feels the same way."She knows Britney, (but) she doesn't really watch TV or read gossip stuff, I think she sort of gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney." The legendary singer is also well known for many long since forgotten ventures; but since no one remembers or cares, we won't go there.

I'm No Angel

According to several sites the Allman Brothers have postponed their May run of the Beacon in NYC. Several sites list side effects due to the treatment of Hepatitis C for Greg Allman as a factor. I love the Allman Brothers. Great band to see live. Here's hoping he gets better soon. And because Greg and Cher looked so good together, here's an old pic.

Aretha and several polar bears may lose house

Apparently several sites have posted a letter from PETA to Aretha Franklin stating they will pay her $19,000 tax bill ( which if unpaid may result in her losing her home) if she stops wearing fur, and donates her existing fur to PETA. I am completely utterly against this. Have you seen those tata's????? I think she should wear MORE fur. Preferable a fur covered straight jacket. How does she keep those things from diving straight into her oatmeal??? And Wheaties...and whatever else they eat. They could actually feed all the cows in North America. PETA really doesn't understand their untapped potential.

DONT DO DRUGS...they're bad

See pic for reference. I actually have her cd...and I really like it!!! Which is a shame because saying she's a cracked out ho would be disrespectful to the ladies working in the trenches. I mean what is on her face????? I heard her live performances recently and it's like listening to a shell of what she used to be. I think they should bring back that old egg ::frying:: in a pan commercial..."This is your brain"...CRACKS EGG INTO STEAMING HOT PAN....."This is your brain...ON DRUGS"....Amy hit that pan alooooooong time ago....that would explain all the marks...

Britney may appear at KIDS CHOICE awards

Model mom and noteworthy citizen Britney Spears may appear at this years Kids' choice awards, according to OK magazine. Britney and her sister are not only prime examples of inbreeding, but they also exemplify the example I would like to set for my child. Flashing your veejay and getting admitted to the loony bin just shine mother of the year. Remember back in the day when Madonna was our role model? Britney used to say she was "Like a virgin" Now we are lucky if her clitoris isn't speaking to us on page 6. Hopefully her pregnant teenage sis can make an appearance as well so we can make it a family affair. Maybe if she is extra good, her dad will allow her out for an hour or two, since he is still her conservator.

Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi fame gets arrested

Word around the web is Richie lost Heather Locklear, his father died of cancer, and he was messing with Charlie Sheen's nutcase ex, which may have caused him to drive under the influence. Unfortunately his 10 year old daughter was in the car. What were the lyrics to that song? He IS TOMMY WORKING ON THE DOCKS. My god. He walked into a wall... slammed into one ...and never looked back. Not only is he down on his luck but maybe he should stop livin on a prayer and try staying SOBER. Except that he probably wakes up, looks in the mirror, and reaches for Jack and coke. In that order.

Paul's Bitter Divorce

Has anyone else been following this mess? Seriously what on earth possessed him to marry this pegleg anyway??? This is a musical genius. This is the man who wrote "Maybe I'm Amazed" for his wife Linda. Losing someone can make you go crazy. No prenup? Sir Paul??? And old pegleg must be the most annoying person ever. From complaining about being "stalked" by the paparazzi to selling herself on dancing with the stars...she never ceases from making me want to vomit. In spades. See pic for reference. Why couldn't she have been named "Eileen"????

Fleetwood Mac

If you log onto any of the Mac's fan based web sites there have been multiple "rumours" of a tour. I would love to see this happen. Hopefully the Mrs. (Buckingham) will stay home with the kiddies. Lindsey & Stevie still have some soul searching to do...and I want to see this stuff on youtube! Any fellow shippers out there? Buckingham Nicks fans know what I mean. Lindsey's "Go Your Own Way" came long before Justin's "Cry Me a River". Nothing like an angry breakup.