Sporty Spice Threatens the Return of the Spice Girls...AGAIN

When asked if a future tour with the Spice Girls was possible, Mel C (aka Sporty Spice) stated, "There's plenty more to come. Don't rule us out." According to thepeople.co.uk.
Well there's a threat if I've ever heard one. When you have 5 vocally challenged, AGING singers, well past their heyday, what do you do? :
A) Marry a soccer star
B) Make a SAUCE commercial
C) Compete on Dancing with the Stars
D) Go Solo (you're the only one that can (cough) sing but since you're not that cute, no one cares anyway)
E) Be Ginger
F)All of the above, TOUR, then threaten to tour again, thus raising the national security level to Orange:
HIGH RISK OF TERRORIST ATTACK